Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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