I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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