didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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