I'm really into asian looking animals
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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