So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My legs feel like baby dolphins
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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