Me too!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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