4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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