we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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