And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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