If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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