Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
