So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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