is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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