Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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