I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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