The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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