I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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