Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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