Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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