Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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