He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
And then my night got REAL pukey
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Im part way to drunk.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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