I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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