Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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