now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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