I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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