nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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