I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just pynch a tree in the face
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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