i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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