it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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