i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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