You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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