that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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