Christians are straight up FREAKS
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
