Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we made out on top of his cat.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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