The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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