Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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