I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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