Having a random hookup so left but love u
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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