OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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