so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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