That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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