Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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