That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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