Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.