Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Less talking, more tequila
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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