i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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