I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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