Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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