I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
