so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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