What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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