Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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