I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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