I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you win again, gameday.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I need a burrito and a hug.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties