glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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