i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.