at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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