he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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