I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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